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| 31 Mar 2007 01:44:26 pm |
 A beer |
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I got myself a beer yesterday 
That was ages agoo...or two |
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Posted By : frisno
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| 31 Mar 2007 12:37:49 am |
| Out of town |
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Almost out of country..
Some servers are offline for a couple of weeks or so.
Take care. |
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Posted By : frisno
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| 29 Mar 2007 12:07:14 pm |
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On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!"
The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat.
Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!"
Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.
The teacher suggested they try some biology questions ... "What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?" asked the teacher.
"Legs!" Larry immediately replied. "What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?" asked the teacher.
"Pockets!" said Larry.
The teacher looked at the principal, who said, "Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!" |
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Posted By : frisno
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| 25 Mar 2007 12:15:00 am |
| I dag |
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| Våffeldagen |
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Posted By : frisno
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| 23 Mar 2007 12:15:00 am |
| I dag |
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| Världsmeteorologidagen |
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Posted By : frisno
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| 22 Mar 2007 12:15:00 am |
| I dag |
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| Internationella vattendagen |
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Posted By : frisno
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| 21 Mar 2007 12:15:00 am |
| I dag |
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Internationella dagen för avskaffande av rasdiskriminering
Internationella sömndagen
Världspoesidagen |
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Posted By : frisno
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| 17 Mar 2007 02:13:47 pm |
| Redundant |
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| When good birds come to heaven, do they get arms or what? |
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Posted By : frisno
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