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Kiss Hank’s Ass
By James Huber
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first.
John: “Hi! I’m John, and this is Mary.”
Mary: “Hi! We’re here to invite you to come kiss Hank’s ass with us.”
Me: “Pardon me?! What are you talking [...]
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.
I took her to a petrol station.
Yes!
I got a new package from home.
This one was a bit moist and full of ants, the customs had open it and probed my candy
Luckily the ants didnt like the candy and I could use a pair of jeans that where sent as baseline for when my electronics were dry enough to [...]
