The secret knock

I guess we all have secret knocks on our firewalls by now. Just in case the wife ain’t home to open it up for you, when you are out and about.

However, it will never be as cool as this.

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November 5th, 2009 in Fun, Puteristic

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Start function wbga_insert_html_once: head, Footer hooked: HTML inserted: Location is HEAD Start function wbga_get_option: footer_hooked wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: footer_hooked (1) End function wbga_insert_html Ending function wbga_wp_head_track: Start function wbga_filter:

I guess we all have secret knocks on our firewalls by now. Just in case the wife ain’t home to open it up for you, when you are out and about.

However, it will never be as cool as this.

Last updated by at .

Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Start function wbga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start function wbga_track_full_url: www.frisno.com/author/frisno/ Start function wbga_is_url_internal: www.frisno.com/author/frisno/ Start function wbga_get_option: internal_domains wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: internal_domains (www.frisno.com,frisno.com) Checking hostname www.frisno.com Match found, url is internal Checking hostname frisno.com Ending function wbga_is_url_internal: 1 Get tracker for internal URL Start function wbga_track_internal_url: www.frisno.com/author/frisno/, Start function wbga_get_option: track_files wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: track_files () Ending function wbga_track_internal_url: Ending function wbga_track_full_url: Ending function wbga_preg_callback: Ending function wbga_filter:

I guess we all have secret knocks on our firewalls by now. Just in case the wife ain’t home to open it up for you, when you are out and about.

However, it will never be as cool as this.

Last updated by at .

Start function wbga_filter: Polina Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Ending function wbga_filter: Polina Start function wbga_filter: Zippy Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Ending function wbga_filter: Zippy Start function wbga_filter: Terry Revill Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Ending function wbga_filter: Terry Revill Start function wbga_filter: Mona Youssef Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Start function wbga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start function wbga_track_full_url: plus.google.com/107385849456996549798 Start function wbga_is_url_internal: plus.google.com/107385849456996549798 Start function wbga_get_option: internal_domains wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: internal_domains (www.frisno.com,frisno.com) Checking hostname www.frisno.com Checking hostname frisno.com Ending function wbga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start function wbga_track_external_url: plus.google.com/107385849456996549798 Start function wbga_get_option: track_ext_links wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: track_ext_links () Ending function wbga_track_external_url: plus.google.com/107385849456996549798 Ending function wbga_track_full_url: Ending function wbga_preg_callback: Mona Youssef Ending function wbga_filter: Mona Youssef Start function wbga_filter: Thom Richards Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Calling preg_replace_callback: ]*?)href\s*=\s*['"](.*?)['"]([^>]*)>(.*?) Start function wbga_preg_callback: Array Get tracker for full url Start function wbga_track_full_url: plus.google.com/103429497474595811677 Start function wbga_is_url_internal: plus.google.com/103429497474595811677 Start function wbga_get_option: internal_domains wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: internal_domains (www.frisno.com,frisno.com) Checking hostname www.frisno.com Checking hostname frisno.com Ending function wbga_is_url_internal: Get tracker for external URL Start function wbga_track_external_url: plus.google.com/103429497474595811677 Start function wbga_get_option: track_ext_links wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: track_ext_links () Ending function wbga_track_external_url: plus.google.com/103429497474595811677 Ending function wbga_track_full_url: Ending function wbga_preg_callback: Thom Richards Ending function wbga_filter: Thom Richards Start function wbga_wp_footer_track: Start function wbga_get_tracker Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Start function wbga_get_option: tracking_type wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: tracking_type (1) Start function wbga_get_option: tracking_type wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: tracking_type (1) Start function wbga_get_option: account_id wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: account_id (UA-5205913-1) Start function wbga_get_option: fb_cam_tracking wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: fb_cam_tracking () Ending function wbga_get_tracker: Start function wbga_insert_html_once: footer, Footer hooked: HTML inserted: Location is FOOTER Inserting HTML End function wbga_insert_html Ending function wbga_wp_footer_track: Start function wbga_shutdown Start function wbga_in_feed Ending function wbga_in_feed: Start function wbga_track_user User not logged on Ending function wbga_track_user: 1 Footer hook was executed Start function wbga_get_option: footer_hooked wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: footer_hooked (1) Start function wbga_get_option: debug wbga_options: array ( 'internal_domains' => 'www.frisno.com,frisno.com', 'account_id' => 'UA-5205913-1', 'enable_tracker' => true, 'track_adm_pages' => false, 'ignore_users' => true, 'max_user_level' => '8', 'footer_hooked' => true, 'filter_content' => true, 'filter_comments' => true, 'filter_comment_authors' => true, 'track_ext_links' => false, 'prefix_ext_links' => '/out/', 'track_files' => false, 'prefix_file_links' => '/download/', 'track_extensions' => 'gif,jpg,jpeg,bmp,png,pdf,mp3,wav,phps,zip,gz,tar,rar,jar,exe,pps,ppt,xls,doc,txt', 'track_mail_links' => false, 'prefix_mail_links' => '/mailto/', 'debug' => true, 'check_updates' => true, 'version_sent' => 'wbga_version', 'advanced_config' => false, 'tracking_type' => '1', 'fb_cam_tracking' => false, 'gad_login_email' => 'johan.s.bostrom@gmail.com', 'gad_login_pass' => 'AHi&W&ClCn3%', 'gad_auth_token' => '', ) Ending function wbga_get_option: debug (1) -->